AUTHOR: Dorothy Fields/Jerome Kern
DATE:
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This a fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my dear, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
This is a fine romance,you won't nestle
A fine romance, you wont wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance
You're calmer than the seals in the arctic ocean
At least they flip their fins to express emotion
You're harder to land than the Elyes de France
I havent got a chance, this a fine romance!
This is a fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged in the wood woman
You never gave the lilacs I sent a glance
You like cactus plants